Best plot twist
One True Pairing.
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
Biggest plot twist in history.
basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet
and we forgot the sound of trees
the softness of the wind
we even forgot our own names
i cant get over this
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
A memorial was being held for a young girl who passed away five years ago. During the service, a wild doe walked up and did this.
We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened
I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR
THE EYES WTF
Oh fuck no
Wait for me eyes.